I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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