it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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