Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
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Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
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Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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