Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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