Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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