love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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