I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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