once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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