On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm eating all of the evidence.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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