He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Randomize
