my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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