For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
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Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
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Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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