Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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