That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There r osticjed everywhere
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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