Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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