You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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