Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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