my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Randomize
