when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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