last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
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