I didn't shave. On purpose
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
He felt like a one man threesome
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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