Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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