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say what?
wanna hang out?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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