people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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