There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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