either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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