Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
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Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
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You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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