is your mom at the bar?
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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