you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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