would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
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I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
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When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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