Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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