i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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