...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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