if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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