I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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