I seem to have left my pride at pride
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
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You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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