so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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