Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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