So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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