i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
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You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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