What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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