bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
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You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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