Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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