nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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