i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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