He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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