what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Alive.
So much puke
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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