I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I understand Curling. That high.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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