i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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