no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
you didnt know i had herpes?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
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