can we get nightvision for the apartment?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
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You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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