i don't plan on having that self control this summer
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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