im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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