taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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