so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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