Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
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Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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