Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
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He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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